Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in


laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

The dove dove into the water.

He wound the bandage around the wound.

…Need I go on about this nonsense we call English?






Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

Kirby antagonists or something. 


Drawcia Sorceress: Mitsuki Chizu

Marx, Dark Meta Knight, and Shadow Kirby: Marxreplies/KirbyTrigger

Magolor: Unknown

Dark Matter Swordsman: Unknown

Nightmare (orb form): meeeeeeen

Queen Sectonia: Kirbycutieslove76

02: Serpentinna/Tyhnu

Daroach and Dark Nebula: Unknown

Grill: sjui00

If anyone knows the sources for those listed as ‘Unknown,’ please inform me so that I may give proper credit.